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Gangers left starving while rising star exits with All Foods crates during Friday hustle-grab

Twelve cases of All Foods merchandise exchanged hands just after sundown Friday evening deep in Sixth Street gangers’ territory of Santa Domingo. Too bad two of those hands belonged to Lil Rangi, an up-and-comer with fast intel and faster feet. A video emerging early Saturday morning detailed a four body team hijacking the delivery van, then dousing a pursuing Sixth Street vehicle with a bullet bath. Special mention to Night City’s newest unauthorized net security demon, Impulse, for the one shot kill while driving. His rates have officially gone up, and they’re worth it.

Professor Kogan Akigo, head of Biotechnica's Project: Orchard and presumed dead was found alive last week in the northeast woods of the BosWash.

His current condition is unknown. Professor Akigo was hailed as an innovator in agricultural genetic engineering after his work with 'super crops.' It was his research that helped launch 'Reference Forests’ in an attempt to repopulate diminished forests due to disease, harmful insect life, and pollution. Professor Akigo and his staff were presumed killed in a tragic dam break that wiped out a community only a half mile from the prototype 'Orchard.' The incident set Biotechnica back six months in launching other Orchards. When asked for comment, Biotechnica offered this: "We are grateful to have Professor Akigo back with us. He’s currently recovering after his traumatic experience. He is looking forward to getting back in the labs once he is ready."

Lazrpop phenoms open West Coast tour with surprise show at newest sound-palace in Mega Building 4.

Late into the night and early morning Saturday, the only quiet thing at Mega Building 4 were any remaining doubts about Us Cracks ability to convert the Night City audience. The group has long had success in Asia and Europe but this hemisphere has long been a question mark due to weaker touring infrastructure and a less homogenous, more fickle audience. But that came crashing to a halt as Purple Force, Red Menace, and Blue Moon entranced a VIP crowd at Ascension. The best of the Edge set along with investors and local talent enjoyed fresh-grown food and premium alcohol along with the musical showcase. From one spectacular night on level 36, the future looks sharp.

North Oak wedding comes to a halt as one of the guests goes on a violent rampage, and bites one of the security guards who intervenes.

According to anonymous witnesses, Lue Even, the 17 year old daughter of Colt Even, the Medivance CEO, needed to be escorted out for a major disturbance. It is alleged that she bit the hand of one of the security men trying to get a hold of her. The bite was allegedly severe enough to draw blood, and needed sutures. Despite this, the man seems currently set on not pressing charges. Witnesses describe the event with great shock. It is claimed that the girl started throwing champagne glasses at her parents due to an argument, which got security called. “At first, when I heard the commotion, I thought some gonk crashed the wedding,” they declare. “She kept yelling and thrashing and swearing, and then we heard one of the guards growl in pain. We only realized later that she had bit him. I would’ve never expected this sort of behaviour from someone of her status.” Both involved parties refused to comment on the event. A Medivance spokesperson declared that he can neither confirm nor deny the events took place, and that they are not in any way connected to the company. The wedding was hosted in an extravagant venue in North Oak, and had over 150 guests in attendance, all from corporate backgrounds. Due to the incident, the ceremony had to be cut short.

Ongoing tensions in the suburbs began to boil over this week leading to a gang war between The Primetime Players and the Piranhas.

The shooting had only lasted one minute when guns on both sides proved to have one fatal flaw: they were 3D printed using very unreliable materials. Both gangs suffered massive casualties caused by these extremely cheaply printed guns exploding in user's hands. Within 24 hours of the incident, a teen going by the name Zip Print was found hanging from a lamp post with a bullet hole in his head and "cheap" carved in his chest. Underneath him was a pile of broken guns that he had sold to both gangs. While the murder of the teen is tragic, both gangs have declared a cease fire until they could buy more reliable guns.